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"Hey Man, Nice Turtle​!​" Theme

from Letters to German Vasquez Rubio by Ecce Shnak

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lyrics

Turtles make good pets
Turtles make good pets unless your turtle is a vet
Turtle is a vet, run away from it
Bite off your penis when you are undressed a reaction to post-traumatic stress
‘minded him of Normandy, you know freedom isn’t free chomp off your shit from your balls to your head

Hey, that’s a
very exquisite turtle
And I suppose I’d like to take your turtle for a walk
My, oh my
What a fuckin’ excellent turtle
And I think I know how to teach your turtle how to talk
With a little bread and little water
Dictionary, Harry Potter,
Roald Dahl, R.L. Stine
And William Steig will do just fine

Turtle shells will protect you from the irrational
I’ve met only but a few who are not rational
Friends are few and far between without turtle around
So I keep one in each pocket lest this cruel world confound

This world confound

Because he’s the sublime one the ultra-refined one I hope that you find one of your own
For your survival you won’t need your Bible just ultra-reptile testosterone
He can provide various benefits, do your dishes, kiss your lips serve up some D-Major pedal tones
Come on and quit the games cut the shit don’t be such a idiot

Come on and find one of your own
Reach out and find one of your own

Hey, that’s a
very exquisite turtle
And I suppose I’d like to take your turtle for a walk
Teach your turtle how to talk
Liken him to J.S. Bach
No Ecce Shnak
No J. (Ecce)
S. (Shnak)
Bach (Shnak)
Bach (Shnak)
Bach (Shnak)

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from Letters to German Vasquez Rubio, released December 16, 2013

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Ecce Shnak New York, New York

Ecce Shnak (pronounced Eh-kay sh-knock) is a 7-piece art-rock band. We're based in NYC. We're one part pop music, another part classical music, and a third part punk music. Our songs are about love, sex, death, change, bravery, and food.

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